Dedicated Reader of the Month

And the Dedicated Reader of the Month Award goes to... Kym Formisano. Kym is the only person who reads this blog everyday. In fact, she's the only person that reads this blog at all. That's why I've decided to honor her with her very own post.

Kym is one of my best friends, and has been for the past four years, back when we both were a few pounds heavier and had a lot more acne. We're much more attractive these days.

Kym enjoys getting hit by cars, riding horses, and telling people that her coat is too big for their closet. She also has a beautiful singing voice, even though she doesn't want you to know about it.

But she hates naked babies. Absolutely hates them.

This thick-haired equestrian also wears $40 bras and is deeply involved with an elusive promoter for Z100 radio station - the most listened-to radio station in North America. She also does some quite interesting things while she's drunk. She even gave me a black eye once and nearly broke my nose.

In Kym's honor, here's the opening to one of her favorite songs from one of her favorite singers: Christina Aguilera.

It's not so easy loving me
It gets so complicated
All the things you gotta be
Everything's changing
But you're the truth
I'm amazed by all your patience
Everything I put you through

And when I'm about to fall
Somehow you're always waiting
Your open arms to catch me
You're gonna save me from myself
From myself, yes
You're gonna save me from myself