Lint Licker!

I almost never think commercials are funny, but I actually think I've come across my favorite commercial of all time. It's this new Orbit gum commercial where a wife, her husband, and his mistress have an altercation where they "curse" at each other using non-curses. This concept of the non-curses has been done before, but I just think it's the acting that makes it a riot.

Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!